Bye Bye LS #3

GIRLFRIEND WITH A/C REQUIRED Fri 13 Apr 07 13:21
I am looking for a moderately attractive woman between the ages of 18 and 40 who has air conditioning in her bedroom. As the temperature is expected to reach the high 30’s this summer, my need for a girlfriend with air conditioning is especially pertinent.

This arrangement is intended for the months of July/August, however, an indian summer may extend our relationship.

If all goes well, I could offer warmth in the winter.

P.S. No fatties

Lose weight and still be a slob Wed 11 Apr 07 10:22
Lose a stone a year you lazy slob

If you want to lose a stone in weight without giving up chocolate, chips or breaking a sweat here’s how.

Chewing gum increases your metabolic rate by 19%, and burns about 13 calories per hour. So by chewing any brand of sugar free gum during all your waking hours you will burn 11 pounds of fat a year, plus a little appetite suppressant equals one stone a year. Thats six and a quarter bags of sugar

Regards, a fatty (not)

"Edward Penishands"

Those Evil Persians Tue 10 Apr 07 15:39 “It is, however, useful to ask how we would act if Iran had invaded and occupied Canada and Mexico and was arresting U.S. government representatives there on the grounds that they were resisting the Iranian occupation (called “liberation,” of course). Imagine as well that Iran was deploying massive naval forces in the Caribbean and issuing credible threats to launch a wave of attacks against a vast range of sites — nuclear and otherwise — in the United States, if the U.S. government did not immediately terminate all its nuclear energy programs (and, naturally, dismantle all its nuclear weapons). Suppose that all of this happened after Iran had overthrown the government of the U.S. and installed a vicious tyrant (as the US did to Iran in 1953), then later supported a Russian invasion of the U.S. that killed millions of people (just as the U.S. supported Saddam Hussein’s invasion of Iran in 1980, killing hundreds of thousands of Iranians, a figure comparable to millions of Americans). Would we watch quietly?”

Lifted from a Noam Chomsky article, kinda puts things in perspective.

Interestingly also of the global defence expenditure the US spends half, that’s half the global total, more than the next 20 countries put together, including Russia, China, Japan, Britain, France, Germany, North Korea, Syria, Iran, Iraq, Libya etc.etc. Still if we’ve got to have one superpower they’re third or fourth on my list so it could be worse.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Dubya and the little bearded fella were on the phone now planning their next oil price increase stunt

Smartastic Sat 7 Apr 07 01:25
How smart are you..... scroll down for the answers

1) How many birthdays does the average man have?

2) Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

3) Is it legal in Scotland for a man to marry his widow's sister?

4) Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

5) If there are three apples and you take away two, how many do you have?

6) A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

7) How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?










1) One
2) All of them
3) No he's dead
4) 70
5) 2
6) 9
7) None it was Noah