Wikipedia funnies
Wikipedia funnies Mon 17 Jul 06 15:20
If you are a nerdy geek like me you may consult this brilliant encyclopaedia, even contribute omg. What you may not know is the existence of the "more bad jokes and deleted nonsense" pages at http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...:More_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense
which are good for a few hours chuckling
Some typical funnies: -
From RAM disk
RAM disk is NOT an installation instruction!
From President of the United States of America
There is a rock band called the Presidents of the United States of America; however, no person has both held the office of President of the U.S. and played in that band. That should be rectified.
Yeah, but in who's rectum?
From intestinal parasite
intestinal parasites come from putting poo-poo near your mouth. don't put poo-poo in or near your mouth and you won't get intestinal parasites. putting poo-poo in your mouth is bad, and this site does not condone putting poo-poo in your mouth. we're just trying to tell you it's bad. poo-poo in your mouth is bad.
Mmmkay? Poopoo is bad Mmmkay, children??
from Farnborough, Hampshire
Farnborough is the home of the Farnborough Air Show, an event that takes place once every two years. Farnborough also has a laundrette and a kebab shop.
It's probably the dullest place on the planet, and although I have often wished that it would be hit by a huge asteroid from outer-space, totally obliterating the town from the face of the planet... and then subsequently using that impact crater for the country's effluent disposal; it is still questionable that a 2km diameter cataclysmic impact crater and subsequent effluent eutrophication plant for the disposal of the solid human discharge litter, would compare to the huge "shit hole" that is Farnborough right now.
Farnborough is typified by the main road (cleverly named "Farnborough Road") that runs from one end of the town and out of the other side. Unfortunately, if you are travelling from Camberley into Farnborough, then you might find that the Farnborough Road leads you straight into Aldershot. Unlucky. That place is just as bad. I once had a girlfriend that came from Aldershot, and she was a huge demanding pain in the arse. All in all, it wasn't a pleasant experience: what with living in Farnborough and going out with a girl from Aldershot. Nasty business really. I wouldn't recommend any of it.
I think you're talking about Bridlington. --Miller 02:06, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
If you are a nerdy geek like me you may consult this brilliant encyclopaedia, even contribute omg. What you may not know is the existence of the "more bad jokes and deleted nonsense" pages at http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...:More_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense
which are good for a few hours chuckling
Some typical funnies: -
From RAM disk
RAM disk is NOT an installation instruction!
From President of the United States of America
There is a rock band called the Presidents of the United States of America; however, no person has both held the office of President of the U.S. and played in that band. That should be rectified.
Yeah, but in who's rectum?
From intestinal parasite
intestinal parasites come from putting poo-poo near your mouth. don't put poo-poo in or near your mouth and you won't get intestinal parasites. putting poo-poo in your mouth is bad, and this site does not condone putting poo-poo in your mouth. we're just trying to tell you it's bad. poo-poo in your mouth is bad.
Mmmkay? Poopoo is bad Mmmkay, children??
from Farnborough, Hampshire
Farnborough is the home of the Farnborough Air Show, an event that takes place once every two years. Farnborough also has a laundrette and a kebab shop.
It's probably the dullest place on the planet, and although I have often wished that it would be hit by a huge asteroid from outer-space, totally obliterating the town from the face of the planet... and then subsequently using that impact crater for the country's effluent disposal; it is still questionable that a 2km diameter cataclysmic impact crater and subsequent effluent eutrophication plant for the disposal of the solid human discharge litter, would compare to the huge "shit hole" that is Farnborough right now.
Farnborough is typified by the main road (cleverly named "Farnborough Road") that runs from one end of the town and out of the other side. Unfortunately, if you are travelling from Camberley into Farnborough, then you might find that the Farnborough Road leads you straight into Aldershot. Unlucky. That place is just as bad. I once had a girlfriend that came from Aldershot, and she was a huge demanding pain in the arse. All in all, it wasn't a pleasant experience: what with living in Farnborough and going out with a girl from Aldershot. Nasty business really. I wouldn't recommend any of it.
I think you're talking about Bridlington. --Miller 02:06, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
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